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permalink “HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day
Marcus Junius Brutus
Target: Julius Caesar. With a KNIFE.
Jury’s Verdict: The Roman government granted Brutus amnesty, but social pressure forced him to leave Rome and move to Crete.
Our Verdict: Et tu bru-TAY

“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day

Marcus Junius Brutus

Target: Julius Caesar. With a KNIFE.

Jury’s Verdict: The Roman government granted Brutus amnesty, but social pressure forced him to leave Rome and move to Crete.

Our Verdict: Et tu bru-TAY

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