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permalink “HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day Robert Ford Target: Jesse James (no not that one. The real one.) “Jury’s” Verdict: Found guilty by his fellow outlaws/bank robbers. So they shot him in the chest. Our Verdict: Oh lord-a-mighty, Henry, I think we’re being robbed! Heavens to Betsy, they’re all here with guns and knives and rope… and… and… What is that intoxicating smell? Jesus it smells like sex in here. Like good sex. Real good sex… Oh, goodness, yes, so sorry- here’s my trunk full of cash and savings bonds.

“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day

Robert Ford

Target: Jesse James (no not that one. The real one.)

“Jury’s” Verdict: Found guilty by his fellow outlaws/bank robbers. So they shot him in the chest.

Our Verdict: Oh lord-a-mighty, Henry, I think we’re being robbed! Heavens to Betsy, they’re all here with guns and knives and rope… and… and… What is that intoxicating smell? Jesus it smells like sex in here. Like good sex. Real good sex… Oh, goodness, yes, so sorry- here’s my trunk full of cash and savings bonds.

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